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Post  canary-dave on 2014-05-21, 9:01 pm

The Art Of Conversing With Your Spouse 

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband 
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" 

"No" said her husband. 

She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three 
buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her 
cleavage created by a soft, silky pushup bra and pulled 
out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. 

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and 
smiled approvingly. 

She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all 
crumpled up?" "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone 
in his voice. 

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her 
skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties 
and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. 

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started 
breathing a little quicker with anticipation. 

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars 
all crumpled up?" 

"No way" he said becoming even more aroused and 
excited to which she replied: 

"Go look in the garage."

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Post  cyprussyd on 2014-05-21, 9:10 pm

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Post  Nostalgic on 2014-05-21, 9:54 pm

When times were hard a pensioner in England went on the game with her husband's agreement. She came in after a long night with 30 quid and 50p. When her husband asked which miserable git gave her the 50p, with an angelic smile she said "they all did".
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