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Post  Sid MCFC on 2020-05-21, 5:08 pm

A friend said to me ‘what rhymes with orange?’

I said ‘No it dos’nt’
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:44 pm

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code Wink
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:45 pm

After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils . . . . they dilate !
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:46 pm

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday.

It was the least that I could do for him.
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:48 pm

I just called the tinnitus hotline.

It just rang and rang.
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:50 pm

Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl . . . . then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:52 pm

My wife laughed when I said that I still had the body of an 18 year old . . . . until she checked the freezer !
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-23, 12:55 pm

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Post  Vincemac on 2020-05-23, 2:01 pm

My wife suggested that I should take up stamp collecting during the lockdown! 
But I philatley refused
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Post  Vincemac on 2020-05-23, 8:22 pm

If Watson isn’t the most famous Doctor then Who is???
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-24, 8:28 am

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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-24, 8:29 am

I've just had two Police Officers at my door!
They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
I replied, “No, I’m not.”
“How about LS?”
“No.”
“What about JD?”
I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-24, 8:32 am

Who was the cleanest player ever to play in the Premier League?


Robin van Persil Wink
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Post  cyprussyd on 2020-05-24, 11:28 am

Police have confirmed that 2 Ex Premiership footballers had their houses burgled on the same night.
Ryan Giggs of Manchester United lost 70 Wales caps,11 premiership medals, 2 Champions League, 1 European cup winners cup, 5 FA Cup, 4 League Cup, 2 World club champions, 8 Charity shield, and 1 yuSuper cup medals.

It is believed that Alan Shearer lost a kettle and a toaster.

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Post  Vincemac on 2020-05-24, 5:23 pm

A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.
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Post  Vincemac on 2020-05-25, 4:39 pm

A fight broke out at a petrol station.

Police said 20 people were arrested in Total
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Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2020-05-26, 8:55 am

Paddy gets stopped towing a horsebox on the motorway.
Police ask him "Where are you going sir?"
Paddy says "I'm taking these horses to the races"
"But your box is empty sir!" says the policeman.
"I know" says Paddy, "I'm taking the non-runners first !"
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