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Post  cyprussyd on 2019-07-26, 6:22 pm

*** BREAKING NEWS ***
EARTHQUAKE IN NEWCASTLE
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Wallsend early this morning, with the main pub being hit badly. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinellman” am from warlsend, he’s from warlsend we don’t want him.
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage to greggs on the high street 
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The free paper reported that hundreds of residents were confused and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Newcastle . One resident - Tracy Sharon Jones, a 15-year-old mother of 5 from wallsend said, "it was such a shock, my little girls fiesta, Mercedes and Nova came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Bike shed and Victoria park bench slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle this morning".

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, Argos jewellery and Poundland china
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Copy air max trainers
Skunk striped pyjamas
Maps of wallsend
Primark copy UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in charity shops.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course Greggs pasties
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£6 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£18 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
ACT NOW!!

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Post  Hieronymus on 2019-07-26, 8:15 pm

I actually WAS born in Wallsend - so I am deeply offended Wink  




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