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Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-03-04, 11:42 am

I bought a dog from a blacksmith.  
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.



A policeman knocked on my door the other week and said, “Your dogs has been chasing a man on his bike”
I replied “It can’t be my dog he dos’nt ride a bike.”


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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-03-04, 11:51 am

I blame the cold weather

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Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-03-04, 11:59 am

cyprussyd wrote:I blame the cold weather
Haha that’s a better joke than mine.   Not hard like.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-03-04, 12:56 pm

I'm looking forward to your game today

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Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-03-04, 1:03 pm

cyprussyd wrote:I'm looking forward to your game today
So am I,  it might sound daft but even though we are playing well I still get a little nervous before a match.  Off for a pre match drink now though, it always helps.
And no, I’m not taking my dogs.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-03-04, 1:16 pm

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cyprussyd wrote:I'm looking forward to your game today
So am I,  it might sound daft but even though we are playing well I still get a little nervous before a match.  Off for a pre match drink now though, it always helps.
And no, I’m not taking my dogs.
maybe you will pull one  What a Face affraid

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Post  Nostalgic on 2018-03-04, 8:04 pm

Sid MCFC wrote:I bought a dog from a blacksmith.  
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.



A policeman knocked on my door the other week and said, “Your dogs has been chasing a man on his bike”
I replied “It can’t be my dog he dos’nt ride a bike.”


Sorry.
Top of the league and you can only manage that.  Find a partner and you could call yourselves Little and Littler.
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Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-03-05, 9:14 am

cyprussyd wrote:
Sid MCFC wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:I'm looking forward to your game today
So am I,  it might sound daft but even though we are playing well I still get a little nervous before a match.  Off for a pre match drink now though, it always helps.
And no, I’m not taking my dogs.
maybe you will pull one  What a Face affraid
Nice thought but I didn’t.

No Manure fans in sight all day.
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Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-03-05, 9:16 am

Nostalgic wrote:
Sid MCFC wrote:I bought a dog from a blacksmith.  
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.



A policeman knocked on my door the other week and said, “Your dogs has been chasing a man on his bike”
I replied “It can’t be my dog he dos’nt ride a bike.”


Sorry.
Top of the league and you can only manage that.  Find a partner and you could call yourselves Little and Littler.
I’m embarrassed now.  They’re my best jokes.   Embarassed
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Post  Guest on 2018-03-05, 9:45 am

Why do all dogs go to heaven ? 
Because all manure n geordie fans are in hell .


What happens when you name your dog after Jack Rodwell ?
You give a dog a bad name .

And they just keep getting worse .
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