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Post  Disco on 2012-08-08, 7:51 am

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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-08, 8:57 am

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I know its not funny but, typical Mag, will feck anything dsn

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Post  Admin on 2012-08-09, 6:41 am

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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-09, 6:51 am

When Friday comes I will be here, unless I am away or dead


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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-09, 8:21 am

I like to stop the microwave with one second to go; it makes me feel like a bomb disposal expert.



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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2012-08-09, 9:57 am

Like sushi? Why not eat it off a naked woman?
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Florida – Like sushi? Why not eat it off a naked body?

That question is the inspiration for a new dining experience being offered by a Miami restaurant.

Kung Fu Kitchen and Sushi at the Catalina Hotel & Beach Club is offering deal from now until September 30 which allows diners to eat of discreetly dressed human platters.

Fans of smoked salmon, crab meat, avocados, cucumbers and wasabi, can dine to their delight for a mere half-thousand dollars.

Starting at $500, dinner packages can include 5 to 6 feet of sushi.

“The chef basically makes an omakase, which is the Japanese word for chef’s choice,” said Nathan Lieberman, the owner of King Fu Kitchen and Sushi. Full Article
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-09, 4:31 pm

Black Cat Kiwi wrote:Like sushi? Why not eat it off a naked woman?
Wednesday, August 8, 2012

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Florida – Like sushi? Why not eat it off a naked body?

That question is the inspiration for a new dining experience being offered by a Miami restaurant.

Kung Fu Kitchen and Sushi at the Catalina Hotel & Beach Club is offering deal from now until September 30 which allows diners to eat of discreetly dressed human platters.

Fans of smoked salmon, crab meat, avocados, cucumbers and wasabi, can dine to their delight for a mere half-thousand dollars.

Starting at $500, dinner packages can include 5 to 6 feet of sushi.

“The chef basically makes an omakase, which is the Japanese word for chef’s choice,” said Nathan Lieberman, the owner of King Fu Kitchen and Sushi. Full Article


Is the Sushi compulsory? thumb thumb thumb

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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2012-08-09, 10:48 pm

God Bless Prince Phillip - Did you know list of many of his politically correct one-liners:

# "Still throwing spears?" (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)

# "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)

# "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)

# "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

# "You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

# "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)

# "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)

# "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)

# "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

# "Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)

# "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)

# "In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."

# 'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)

# 'Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)

# 'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)

# 'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)

The man should get a medal or something
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Post  commachio on 2012-08-10, 4:58 am

True story.


A man has been sentenced to 18 months in home detention for driving drunk with his three young children and another girl strapped to the bonnet of his car.

Aaron Stefanski, 29, told a judge that he regretted putting his three children, aged four to six, and a neighbour's seven-year-old daughter on the bonnet of the car.

Police in Indiana, US, arrested Stefanski and the neighbour after an off-licence manager called emergency services when he saw the drunk man use a tow strap to secure the four children and drive away.

Stefanski pleaded guilty last month to three counts of neglect of a dependent and one count of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.

In return for his guilty plea, prosecutors dropped other charges including criminal recklessness.

The Journal Gazette reported that Stefanski told Judge Wendy Davis that he regretted his actions every minute of every day since his arrest on May 7.

"I let alcohol make the decision for me," he said. affraid
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-10, 6:10 am

I bloody forgot until BCK reminded me

Its FRIDAY

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Post  Agent Bruce on 2012-08-10, 7:45 am

cyprussyd wrote:I bloody forgot until BCK reminded me

Its FRIDAY

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Hi Syd, Just stopped by to say hi and wish you the best with your new Forum.

If Mick offered you a 20% increase in your salary would you consider coming back to not606?
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Post  commachio on 2012-08-10, 7:49 am

Agent Bruce wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:I bloody forgot until BCK reminded me

Its FRIDAY

blow blow pint pint pint pint pint blow blow

Hi Syd, Just stopped by to say hi and wish you the best with your new Forum.

If Mick offered you a 20% increase in your salary would you consider coming back to not606?


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Agent Bruce wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:I bloody forgot until BCK reminded me

Its FRIDAY

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Hi Syd, Just stopped by to say hi and wish you the best with your new Forum.

If Mick offered you a 20% increase in your salary would you consider coming back to not606?

I think Syd's becoming addicted to the smiley selection over here...
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Post  Admin on 2012-08-10, 9:30 am

Agent Bruce wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:I bloody forgot until BCK reminded me

Its FRIDAY

blow blow pint pint pint pint pint blow blow

Hi Syd, Just stopped by to say hi and wish you the best with your new Forum.

If Mick offered you a 20% increase in your salary would you consider coming back to not606?

Mick's promises tend to be just that, promises that never actually become reality. Just one of many reasons for me to move on.

All I will promise on here is to do my best but keep popping on mate.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-08-10, 5:19 pm

Soon be the weekend, it was never the weekend for me until Cathy Mcgowen said so

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cyprussyd wrote:Soon be the weekend, it was never the weekend for me until Cathy Mcgowen said so

Oi'll give it foive!

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