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Post  canary-dave on 2012-11-26, 2:32 pm

So there I am at podiatry in our local hospital, when Claire, my podiatrist, informs me that she is a "tractor girl" coming, as she does, from Ipswich! This is followed by several minutes of me taking the p155 out of their current plight, and pointing out what a great run the Canaries are on when, all of a sudden, I noticed a lull in proceedings! I looked at Claire, scalpel in her hand from cutting hard skin from my feet, when she pipes up, "would you like to think about what you're saying while I have this scalpel in my hand?"

I said, "To be honest, I've thought about little else lately!"

Oh I do love the thrill of living dangerously!

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Post  canary-dave on 2012-11-26, 2:39 pm

commo you are so cruel!

lol! lol! lol!

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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-11-26, 2:42 pm

Its my annual check on Tuesday afternoon and I know now I;m f*cked.

I never wear slippers, always bare foot, even when I nip outside, always get a bollocking, however, right now..

left foot with some minor heel cracking ans something I stood on embedded in sole of foot, very sore and well in,bollocking number one.

Right foot major cracking to heel and side, very deed and sore, major bollocking.

I am a crap patient.always have been.


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Post  Guest on 2012-11-26, 2:44 pm

cyprussyd wrote:Its my annual check on Tuesday afternoon and I know now I;m f*cked.

I never wear slippers, always bare foot, even when I nip outside, always get a bollocking, however, right now..

left foot with some minor heel cracking ans something I stood on embedded in sole of foot, very sore and well in,bollocking number one.

Right foot major cracking to heel and side, very deed and sore, major bollocking.

I am a crap patient.always have been.


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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-11-26, 2:47 pm

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cyprussyd wrote:Its my annual check on Tuesday afternoon and I know now I;m f*cked.

I never wear slippers, always bare foot, even when I nip outside, always get a bollocking, however, right now..

left foot with some minor heel cracking ans something I stood on embedded in sole of foot, very sore and well in,bollocking number one.

Right foot major cracking to heel and side, very deed and sore, major bollocking.

I am a crap patient.always have been.


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I'm the only one in the village without slippers, many go to the coop in them, we even have those tartan ones
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Post  Guest on 2012-11-26, 2:56 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
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cyprussyd wrote:Its my annual check on Tuesday afternoon and I know now I;m f*cked.

I never wear slippers, always bare foot, even when I nip outside, always get a bollocking, however, right now..

left foot with some minor heel cracking ans something I stood on embedded in sole of foot, very sore and well in,bollocking number one.

Right foot major cracking to heel and side, very deed and sore, major bollocking.

I am a crap patient.always have been.


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I'm the only one in the village without slippers, many go to the coop in them, we even have those tartan ones
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Hmm lovely..

I could use some of them.. Laughing

Give the dogs something to chew on, or the cats (iv'e just been home at the weekend and inherited 3 kittens, without being asked) somewhere to hide...
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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2012-11-26, 9:34 pm

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I'm the only one in the village without slippers, many go to the coop in them, we even have those tartan ones
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