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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-10-10, 1:53 pm

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Post  vinkel on 2018-10-10, 3:24 pm

OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "[url=https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Getting lucky]Getting lucky[/url]" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "[url=https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=all nighter]all nighter[/url]" means not getting up to pee!

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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-10-10, 3:37 pm

vinkel wrote:OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "[url=https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Getting lucky]Getting lucky[/url]" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "[url=https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=all nighter]all nighter[/url]" means not getting up to pee!
I am all of those so yes, I feel very old

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Post  sunderpitt on 2018-10-10, 4:04 pm

You are old, Father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head –
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,
“I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door –
Pray, what is the reason of that?”

“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment – one shilling the box –
Allow me to sell you a couple?”

“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak –
Pray, how did you manage to do it?”

“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose –
What made you so awfully clever?”

“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,”
Said his father; “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you downstairs!”
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Re: I feel very old

Post  canary-dave on 2018-10-10, 6:03 pm

sunderpitt wrote:
[size=30]You are old, Father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head –
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”[/size]
[size=30]“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,
“I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”[/size]
[size=30]“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door –
Pray, what is the reason of that?”[/size]
[size=30]“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment – one shilling the box –
Allow me to sell you a couple?”[/size]
[size=30]“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak –
Pray, how did you manage to do it?”[/size]
[size=30]“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.”[/size]
[size=30]“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose –
What made you so awfully clever?”[/size]
[size=30]“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,”
Said his father; “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you downstairs!”[/size]

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Re: I feel very old

Post  Nostalgic on 2018-10-10, 9:16 pm

When I was young all my joints were supple except one.  Now they have changed roles.

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