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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-09-02, 12:05 pm

I write this knowing that Mr Bowen is on a train back home so I will grass on him now.

Leaving Sunderland today I took him over our new bridge, The Northern Spire.

Halfway over he looked down and saw a river and asked, "Is that the Tyne",  yes you read it correctly, "The Tyne".


I almost stopped to throw him Off the bridge, of all rivers to get the Wear confused with.

So my question is..


  1. Ban him.
  2. Ignore him.
  3. Google him
  4. Give him a Billy, IE, shove a red hot poker up his f*cking arse.

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Post  Hieronymus on 2018-09-02, 12:49 pm

Forgive him as he is from Norfolk? Very Happy
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-09-02, 12:55 pm

Hieronymus wrote:Forgive him as he is from Norfolk? Very Happy
Oh H, we had this rather confusing conversation last night. He likes to talk of his Norfolk roots and OK he was born in Norfolk, however, when he was 4 his parents moved to Suffolk. At 16 he moved to London, then he ended up in Weston Super Mare so we cant say for sure who he is or where he is from.

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Post  Mackemneil on 2018-09-02, 1:49 pm

Just make him pay for the meal next time Syd, it will guarantee a canny turnout!!!
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-09-02, 1:56 pm

Mackemneil wrote:Just make him pay for the meal next time Syd, it will guarantee a canny turnout!!!
You trying to finish the poor old bugger off

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Post  MrRAWhite on 2018-09-02, 2:23 pm

Throw the buggar in.. Who does he think he is...Roger Whittaker?

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Post  canary-dave on 2018-09-02, 7:32 pm

I'll go with option (4) so feck off the lot of you

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Post  sunderpitt on 2018-09-02, 7:41 pm

I have always thought that Mr Bowen is a decent man.. what he is doing getting entangled with you lot I have no idea
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-09-02, 7:46 pm

sunderpitt wrote:I have always thought that Mr Bowen is a decent man.. what he is doing getting entangled with you lot I have no idea
pity

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