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Post  Guest on 2018-05-11, 10:54 pm

Personally they can throw me in a skip or off the end of Roker pier but I'm not sure that's legal.
So straight up the crem.
No churches, no priests, no vicars, no hymns.
Just somebody to tell everyone what a tw*t I've been if anybody bothers to turn up.
Play three songs.
Over the hills.
Pretty vacant.
Boys are back in town.

And I hope everyone gets pissed at my wake.
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Post  canary-dave on 2018-05-12, 3:48 am

I'm pretty sure I'd like mine after I'm dead!  Shocked

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Post  Guest on 2018-05-12, 7:35 am

Quite fancy been put in a boat.. set it  alight and cast off into the sea
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-12, 8:46 am

Funerals of course have little to do with the deceased, all about those left saying their goodbyes.

A time of raw emotion leaves most in a very bad place for making sensible decisions and many feel they must put on a show, what will people think about the cheapskates who cut costs.

Like Billy I dont want a fancy church service, expensive coffin that will be burnt or indeed Annette or whoever is left having to make decisions about my final day.


So everything is written down, my funeral, my day, my decision so anyone who is critical can be told it was his choice.

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If anyone wants to meet for drink after service fine but no food or drinks paid for by us.


I'm aloso converting one of my life insurance policies to a prepaid funeral

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Post  Guest on 2018-05-12, 9:03 am

As Syd stated funerals are for the living to say farewell, not the departed. Basic cremation, i have left instructions for my remains and my Katies to be laid to rest together.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-12, 9:11 am

vinkel wrote:As Syd stated funerals are for the living to say farewell, not the departed. Basic cremation, i have left instructions for my remains and my Katies to be laid to rest together.
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