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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 11:40 am

Gordon Armstrong wrote:You'll have been replaced before pre-season, man . . . . I want a chance to show what I can do with my balls now Very Happy
As Doris Day would say - Que Sera.
I'm having a meeting with the board today to discuss Syd Hutch & his trouble making so there might be an opening for you.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-09, 11:48 am

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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-09, 12:56 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Gordon Armstrong wrote:What do you mean 'like everybody else' . . . . I'm not even in the squad, never mind getting £50 !

All managers are tossers to
well said.. BILLY OUT
So I think that we've had enough 'Billy Out' comments to get rid of him, and it is a democracy  like  so I nominate myself to become what will be the third manager before anyone's balls have even been kicked Very Happy

Sorry Billy Twisted Evil

p.s. when I said earlier that all managers are tossers, I might change my mind depending on what happens next Wink
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 1:04 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Gordon Armstrong wrote:What do you mean 'like everybody else' . . . . I'm not even in the squad, never mind getting £50 !

All managers are tossers to
well said.. BILLY OUT
So I think that we've had enough 'Billy Out' comments to get rid of him, and it is a democracy  like  so I nominate myself to become what will be the third manager before anyone's balls have even been kicked Very Happy

Sorry Billy Twisted Evil

p.s. when I said earlier that all managers are tossers, I might change my mind depending on what happens next Wink
Who telt yer that?
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Post  Vincemac on 2018-05-09, 1:06 pm

cyprussyd wrote:new boots for the ladies

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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-09, 1:13 pm

Billy D wrote:
Gordon Armstrong wrote:

So I think that we've had enough 'Billy Out' comments to get rid of him, and it is a democracy  like  so I nominate myself to become what will be the third manager before anyone's balls have even been kicked Very Happy

Sorry Billy Twisted Evil

p.s. when I said earlier that all managers are tossers, I might change my mind depending on what happens next Wink
Who telt yer that?
Our totalitarian committee, led by somebugger called Benito
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 1:19 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:
Billy D wrote:
Gordon Armstrong wrote:

So I think that we've had enough 'Billy Out' comments to get rid of him, and it is a democracy  like  so I nominate myself to become what will be the third manager before anyone's balls have even been kicked Very Happy

Sorry Billy Twisted Evil

p.s. when I said earlier that all managers are tossers, I might change my mind depending on what happens next Wink
Who telt yer that?
Our totalitarian committee, led by somebugger called Benito
Well I've just come out of the meeting & we've terminated Syd's contract & paid him the £16 we owe him.
I need another centre half - can you play there?
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-09, 1:23 pm

I can, and do, but I want more than £50 a week, I don't want to wear those girlie boots that Syd's got for the wingers, and (possibly most importantly) I won't head anyone's balls in case it spoils my hair.

Have we got a deal ?
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 1:34 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:I can, and do, but I want more than £50 a week, I don't want to wear those girlie boots that Syd's got for the wingers, and (possibly most importantly) I won't head anyone's balls in case it spoils my hair.

Have we got a deal ?
Are you any good?
Like Jap Staam or Nemanja Vidic?
I need some big lads in the team.
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-09, 2:13 pm

Am I any good headache

Of course I am . . . . I was once compared to Franco Baresi (really), but, as I said, I don't want to ruin my hair (I've got those two wingers to impress and think about) so I concentrate on Hoddle-esque passing now Wink


p.s. no, I'm not a big lad Sad
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Rovertsafc on 2018-05-09, 2:24 pm

Can I be the physio as my back,knees and my groin are fecked.
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Sid MCFC on 2018-05-09, 2:26 pm

I think this teams got a lot of promise tbh.




There will be dribbles all over the pitch.
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-09, 2:39 pm

Rovertsafc wrote:Can I be the physio as my back,knees and my groin are fecked.
Sorry, but I'd like to nominate H or Jerry for the physio roles (as well as being the wingers, of course)  Laughing
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 4:59 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:Am I any good headache

Of course I am . . . . I was once compared to Franco Baresi (really), but, as I said, I don't want to ruin my hair (I've got those two wingers to impress and think about) so I concentrate on Hoddle-esque passing now Wink


p.s. no, I'm not a big lad Sad
I might give you a go in place of Rovers.
Sounds like he'll be dog food soon.
Still leaves me a centre half short.
Any volunteers?
Gil, what about you?
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  sunderpitt on 2018-05-09, 5:08 pm

Just trying to catch up... Billy  (the Fish) is our goalkeeper?
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 5:27 pm

sunderpitt wrote:Just trying to catch up... Billy  (the Fish) is our goalkeeper?
I'm gonna start with Dave in goal but will give niceonemarra a try, see what he's like.
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-09, 5:33 pm

I started this thread and team on Monday, 3 days ago and gave most of you your chance, admit it, who had heard of you before I dragged you off the street, out of the gutter.

Now I am forgotten about and have to watch you all licking Billy's arse.

Well I need none of you, none of you I say.

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Post  vinkel on 2018-05-09, 6:26 pm

I can't stand all the back stabbing I want a transfer

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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-09, 6:29 pm

vinkel wrote:I can't stand all the back stabbing I want a transfer
A good manager would have avoided this, a manager like me but unfortunately you are in the hands of Billy who will probably make you train alone, stop speaking to you but pay you anyway.

Anyway good luck Jack.

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Post  Jerry the Jinx on 2018-05-09, 6:34 pm

I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate
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Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Post  Billy D on 2018-05-09, 6:36 pm

vinkel wrote:I can't stand all the back stabbing I want a transfer
A bid of £35 has been accepted for you from Bitchburn post office.
Meadowfield club are also interested.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-09, 6:44 pm

Jerry the Jinx wrote:I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate
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Post  gil t azell on 2018-05-09, 6:49 pm

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gil t azell wrote:I got dropped and never said a word.
What position do you play?
Don't say winger cos I'm not dropping the lasses.

Goalie.

Bit like parking the bus. I'm a fat b*stard so if I just laid in the goal it would be blocked.
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Post  cyprussyd on 2018-05-09, 7:17 pm

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Post  Vincemac on 2018-05-09, 7:35 pm

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