We could have a SunderMad team

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

THE STRIP

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Got any xxxxl sizes

cyprussyd wrote:

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

THE STRIP

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The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public

Billy D wrote:

Black Cat Kiwi wrote:I think you need a tall foreigner to play up top between the two women who knows how to score [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

You live too far away to commute.
Can't be having jet lagged players on the pitch.

Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

Billy D wrote:

Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:

Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.

Where is Big Chris when needed

Billy D wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:

Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.

Where is Big Chris when needed

God there's a blast from the past.
He go's back to BBC606 days.

Billy D wrote:Me &the board have been in in secretive talk.
Comm is my chairman.
Very elusive I know.

Gordon Armstrong wrote:

Rovertsafc wrote:Can I be the physio as my back,knees and my groin are fecked.

Sorry, but I'd like to nominate H or Jerry for the physio roles (as well as being the wingers, of course) 

Jerry the Jinx wrote:I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate

Hieronymus wrote:

Jerry the Jinx wrote:I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate

I will be vice-captain so we can be good cop - bad cop

Agree definitely no running (might be a problem that as we are both wingers )

I will happily ensure the cold wet sponge gets used - post match ice baths too.

Have to find the balls first

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

THE STRIP

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Got any xxxxl sizes

The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public

Good news

Mackemneil wrote:

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

Vincemac wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

THE STRIP

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The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public

Good news

From experience, I find that stripes tend to exaggerate the contours!!!

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.

Billy D wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.

We can't afford the diesel for the bus.
Dave will have to make his own way up.

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:

cyprussyd wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.

We can't afford the diesel for the bus.
Dave will have to make his own way up.

I had agreed a sponsorship deal for travel and accomodation with Coop funeral care.

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)

Gordon Armstrong wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)

cyprussyd wrote:

Gordon Armstrong wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)

ffs he has found god

Perhaps I should have said 'before he met Eileen Brewery (or whatever she was called) or went 'funny' after his link to God

Gordon Armstrong wrote:

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)