Re: We could have a SunderMad team

Argus on 2018-05-09, 7:43 pm

I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-09, 7:43 pm

Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
THE STRIP

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Got any xxxxl sizes

The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public

Vincemac on 2018-05-09, 8:47 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
THE STRIP

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Got any xxxxl sizes
The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public

Good news

Black Cat Kiwi on 2018-05-09, 9:01 pm

Billy D wrote:
Black Cat Kiwi wrote:I think you need a tall foreigner to play up top between the two women who knows how to score [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
You live too far away to commute.
Can't be having jet lagged players on the pitch.

No problem, I'll just pop in a couple of times a year to win the trophies...glory hunter is me jocolor

Billy D on 2018-05-09, 9:24 pm

Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?

Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-09, 9:44 pm

Billy D wrote:
Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?
Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.

Where is Big Chris when needed

Billy D on 2018-05-09, 9:50 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:
Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?
Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.
Where is Big Chris when needed

God there's a blast from the past.
He go's back to BBC606 days.

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-09, 9:59 pm

Billy D wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:
Argus wrote:I realise that he is having to deal with a lot of bitching but if Billy is still the manager when can we expect to see his latest team sheet?
Bloody patience man.
The season has just finished. I'm off to Rowlands Gill caravan park to sun myself but will keep in touch.
Still need a centre half btw.
Where is Big Chris when needed
God there's a blast from the past.
He go's back to BBC606 days.

Yes, never to be forgotten.

Billy D on 2018-05-09, 11:44 pm

Me &the board have been in in secretive talk.
Comm is my chairman.
Very elusive I know.

Black Cat Kiwi on 2018-05-10, 12:12 am

Billy D wrote:Me &the board have been in in secretive talk.
Comm is my chairman.
Very elusive I know.

Dr Marten to sponsor us then

**Hieronymus** on 2018-05-10, 3:05 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:
Rovertsafc wrote:Can I be the physio as my back,knees and my groin are fecked.
Sorry, but I'd like to nominate H or Jerry for the physio roles (as well as being the wingers, of course)

Typical - the women having to multi task Laughing

**Hieronymus** on 2018-05-10, 3:10 pm

Jerry the Jinx wrote:I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate

I will be vice-captain so we can be good cop - bad cop

Agree definitely no running (might be a problem that as we are both wingers Laughing

)

I will happily ensure the cold wet sponge gets used - post match ice baths too.

Have to find the balls first

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-10, 4:37 pm

Hieronymus wrote:
Jerry the Jinx wrote:I just wrote out a whole list of contractual demands but didn't post it properly
The gist of it was
Have to be captain so I can boss you all
I only stand still and cross the ball if it comes to me - no running involved
Have to have better shoes
Physio role involves telling any soft gits to get up
No ball rubbing, though crushing is available as appropriate
I will be vice-captain so we can be good cop - bad cop

Agree definitely no running (might be a problem that as we are both wingers )

I will happily ensure the cold wet sponge gets used - post match ice baths too.

Have to find the balls first

Well that last bit will have seen most off, it does not take a lot these days.

Mackemneil on 2018-05-10, 5:35 pm

Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
THE STRIP

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Got any xxxxl sizes
The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public
Good news

From experience, I find that stripes tend to exaggerate the contours!!!

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-10, 6:17 pm

Mackemneil wrote:
Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Vincemac wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
THE STRIP

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Got any xxxxl sizes
The smallest I ordered was xxxxXL, I know my public
Good news
From experience, I find that stripes tend to exaggerate the contours!!!

They were selected in an attempt to divert blame, "Its the stripes that make me look that shape, honest"

Billy D on 2018-05-10, 6:58 pm

I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-10, 7:06 pm

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.

Billy D on 2018-05-10, 7:11 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.

We can't afford the diesel for the bus.
Dave will have to make his own way up.

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-10, 7:24 pm

Billy D wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.
We can't afford the diesel for the bus.
Dave will have to make his own way up.

I had agreed a sponsorship deal for travel and accomodation with Coop funeral care.

Billy D on 2018-05-10, 7:43 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:
cyprussyd wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
So there you have it, keep ya gob shut, follow the management line or get dropped.

Oh and enjoy your pre season tour of Pennywell.

I had used contacts to sort a pre season tour of Weston Super Mare.
We can't afford the diesel for the bus.
Dave will have to make his own way up.
I had agreed a sponsorship deal for travel and accomodation with Coop funeral care.

You'll have to blame Comm for that, he's chairman but rarely speaks.

Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-11, 3:42 pm

Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.

That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle Wink

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so) Surprised

**cyprussyd** on 2018-05-11, 3:45 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)

ffs he has found god

Gordon Armstrong on 2018-05-11, 4:28 pm

cyprussyd wrote:
Gordon Armstrong wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)
ffs he has found god

Perhaps I should have said 'before he met Eileen Brewery (or whatever she was called) or went 'funny' after his link to God Laughing

lesmac on 2018-05-11, 4:49 pm

I get the impression that Gordon Armstrong is a bit of a prim donna but I think our forthright manager could sort him out should the need arise.

Wink

Billy D on 2018-05-11, 4:51 pm

Gordon Armstrong wrote:
Billy D wrote:I am sitting here on my decking outside my caravan in the tropical outskirts of sunny Gateshead & the phone has never stopped.
I have arranged our first pre season friendly with Pennywell club.
I have had to make some changes due to Rovers being knackered in several places so I will put Gordon there.
I have decided that Sunders will take Syd's place at CH.
Otherwise, as you were chaps & chapesses.
Date to be confirmed.
That suits me. I'm officially a left-footer, but I use both feet. I can pass, and shoot, accurately with either, but I can't tackle (or head the ball, 'cos I've got lovely hair that I don't want to mess up). So I'll be our Glenn Hoddle, that can pass but can't tackle

Have you not been bladdered yet, anyway . . . . you seem to have been in charge for a lot longer than Syd was (rightly so)

Still in control.
For the moment.

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