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Post  Billy D on 2017-12-06, 7:02 pm

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile on a lead.
'Don't worry' he says, 'it's tame & well trained. Watch this.'
So he drops his pants & sticks his cock in the crocodiles mouth and hits it over the head with a big lump of wood.
After a while he pulls out and says, 'there you go, look not a scratch.'
'I'll give £100 pound to anyone in here that can do that.'
An 80 year old lady pipes up. 'I'll do it but please don't hit me on the head with the wood.'
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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-12-06, 7:14 pm

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Post  oxfordshire on 2017-12-19, 10:57 am

Many of us don't have a crocodile but have the nearly 80 year old lady. Loved the joke though.
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