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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-11-27, 2:06 pm

An answer that only a child from Glasgow could think of.

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if 
they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, 'If I 
sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money 
to the church, would that get me into Heaven ?' 'NO!' the children 
answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and 
kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?' Again, 
the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was 
fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the 
children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked 
them again. Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with 
pride for them. Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?' 
A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out, "YE'VE GOT TAE BE 
FU**IN' DEID"

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Post  Billy D on 2017-11-27, 2:10 pm

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Post  canary-dave on 2017-11-27, 2:22 pm

lol!

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