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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-09-24, 6:44 pm

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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

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Post  canary-dave on 2017-09-24, 6:55 pm

Traitor! What are you, man or mouse? Come on, squeak up

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Post  Hieronymus on 2017-09-24, 7:08 pm

lol!
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Post  Guest on 2017-09-24, 8:35 pm

the apple wasn't the problem..... ,it was the pair on the ground wot did it......
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