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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-08-29, 8:33 pm

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.
Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!"
A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.
As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted, "Mickey Mouse"
'I'm sorry" he said, "I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"

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Post  Billy D on 2017-08-29, 9:43 pm

About as funny as AIDS. Rolling Eyes
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Post  canary-dave on 2017-08-30, 3:47 am

Well, it made me laugh!   like

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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-08-30, 7:28 am

canary-dave wrote:Well, it made me laugh!   like
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