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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-08-26, 9:11 am

Last night at a place they call Pride Park, somewhere in Derby a football match took place between 2 teams. To the footballing world it passed unnoticed, a under 23 game of little importance to many.

But today in Pittington, a small unassuming village on the outskirts of Durham tensions will be rising.

Mr Sunderpit will be eating his morning porridge washed down with his Earl Grey, well it is Pittington, and Mrs Sunderpit will be bracing herself for the explosion to come.

Suddenly Mr Sunderpit will stop eating, wide eyed and shaking with anger,"Roswell was in the team last night, f*cking Roswell and he came through unscaved".


Today around 14.00 hours the team for Barnsley will be announced, will he make it? Will Mr Sunderpit survive the shock?


* to be continued.

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Re: The natives will be restless

Post  sunderpitt on 2017-08-26, 9:25 am

cyprussyd wrote:Last night at a place they call Pride Park, somewhere in Derby a football match took place between 2 teams. To the footballing world it passed unnoticed, a under 23 game of little importance to many.

But today in Pittington, a small unassuming village on the outskirts of Durham tensions will be rising.

Mr Sunderpit will be eating his morning porridge washed down with his Earl Grey, well it is Pittington, and Mrs Sunderpit will be bracing herself for the explosion to come.

Suddenly Mr Sunderpit will stop eating, wide eyed and shaking with anger,"Roswell was in the team last night, f*cking Roswell and he came through unscaved".


Today around 14.00 hours the team for Barnsley will be announced, will he make it? Will Mr Sunderpit survive the shock?


* to be continued.


Just about right mate...we were out of Earls Grey so I had Chai!

Mind if "R" has had a game he will be out for a month recovering
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Post  Rovertsafc on 2017-08-26, 9:43 am

cyprussyd wrote:Last night at a place they call Pride Park, somewhere in Derby a football match took place between 2 teams. To the footballing world it passed unnoticed, a under 23 game of little importance to many.

But today in Pittington, a small unassuming village on the outskirts of Durham tensions will be rising.

Mr Sunderpit will be eating his morning porridge washed down with his Earl Grey, well it is Pittington, and Mrs Sunderpit will be bracing herself for the explosion to come.

Suddenly Mr Sunderpit will stop eating, wide eyed and shaking with anger,"Roswell was in the team last night, f*cking Roswell and he came through unscaved".


Today around 14.00 hours the team for Barnsley will be announced, will he make it? Will Mr Sunderpit survive the shock?


* to be continued.
We don't need to know about Mrs Sunderpit bracing herself for the explosion to come,you keep what you do in the bedroom between you and your missus.
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Post  sunderpitt on 2017-08-26, 10:34 am

None of that thank you...i have escaped to the golf club and left my wife, son and his two little ones plus my daughter to get on with it.


The only supplier is that there is no home game at Sol today
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