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Post  canary-dave on 2017-07-21, 9:29 am

** BREAKING NEWS ***
EARTHQUAKE IN IPSWICH, SUFFOLK
An earthquake measuring 4.3 on the Richter scale hit Ipswich in the early hours. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell".
The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Suffolk police reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still coming to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Ipswich. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "it was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning".
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Baseball caps
Full matching tracksuits
Nike Huarachi trainers
Tartan pyjamas
UGG Boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Microwave meals, Pot Noodles, Tins of baked beans, ice cream, Cans of Strong Bow or Special Brew and of course pies.
22p buys a biro for filling in compensation forms.
£3 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£8 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-07-21, 9:51 am

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Post  Guest on 2017-07-21, 10:56 am

You naughty naughty boy , however we can thank our lucky stars it didn't effect the homeless and dumbasses of Norfolk which would have been a disaster too far . 
Not sure our Delia could cope in a soup kitchen or even be of much use in a local crack house .And somehow don't see her raising much in a whore house on her back . 


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Post  canary-dave on 2017-07-21, 11:11 am

cretanmakem wrote:You naughty naughty boy , however we can thank our lucky stars it didn't effect the homeless and dumbasses of Norfolk which would have been a disaster too far . 
Not sure our Delia could cope in a soup kitchen or even be of much use in a local crack house .And somehow don't see her raising much in a whore house on her back . 


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Post  Guest on 2017-07-21, 12:16 pm

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cretanmakem wrote:You naughty naughty boy , however we can thank our lucky stars it didn't effect the homeless and dumbasses of Norfolk which would have been a disaster too far . 
Not sure our Delia could cope in a soup kitchen or even be of much use in a local crack house .And somehow don't see her raising much in a whore house on her back . 


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Post  canary-dave on 2017-07-21, 1:07 pm

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cretanmakem wrote:You naughty naughty boy , however we can thank our lucky stars it didn't effect the homeless and dumbasses of Norfolk which would have been a disaster too far . 
Not sure our Delia could cope in a soup kitchen or even be of much use in a local crack house .And somehow don't see her raising much in a whore house on her back . 


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Cretan, you seem quite normal, are you sure your parents didn't lie about your county of birth?

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Pretty sure I do not have eight fingers per hand or indeed 6 toes with webbing on each foot .

So definitely not from Suffolk then!  Laughing

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