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canary-dave on 2017-06-24, 5:34 pm
Spuggy wrote:Martha - Today voted by USA as the ugliest dog.
Have they not seen Katie Price?
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Re: Am I this bored ?
cyprussyd on 2017-06-24, 8:23 pm
Oh missus.canary-dave wrote:Spuggy wrote:Martha - Today voted by USA as the ugliest dog.
Have they not seen Katie Price?
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Re: Am I this bored ?
Guest on 2017-06-25, 7:46 pm
Silvia -
that's awful I wouldn't even touch with yours. I speak from experience when I say you were on a blind date at the Quayside. Didn't your guide dog bark a warning ?
Here was my "Grab a Granny night" date there. I was young, desperate and pissed. I was tempted when they said she had the best bum on Tyneside. Who could resist that ?
Didn't realise her bum was above her neck tho. Not that desperate. Mind you didn't have to buy her a drink. Just wet her lips and stuck on the window until we went home.
Then they said "Wait till you see her lad. He can bang a canny tune out down the club mind."
Wot a sight for sore eyes :
But the final insult. A joke's a joke lads. The ugliest beggar in the NE, in Europe, in the whole world.
Yes it's him : tw*t FACE
that's awful I wouldn't even touch with yours. I speak from experience when I say you were on a blind date at the Quayside. Didn't your guide dog bark a warning ?
Here was my "Grab a Granny night" date there. I was young, desperate and pissed. I was tempted when they said she had the best bum on Tyneside. Who could resist that ?
Didn't realise her bum was above her neck tho. Not that desperate. Mind you didn't have to buy her a drink. Just wet her lips and stuck on the window until we went home.
Then they said "Wait till you see her lad. He can bang a canny tune out down the club mind."
Wot a sight for sore eyes :
But the final insult. A joke's a joke lads. The ugliest beggar in the NE, in Europe, in the whole world.
Yes it's him : tw*t FACE
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