Am I this bored ?

Martha - Today voted by USA as the ugliest dog.

Spuggy wrote:Martha - Today voted by USA as the ugliest dog.

Have they not seen Katie Price?

canary-dave wrote:

Spuggy wrote:Martha - Today voted by USA as the ugliest dog.

Have they not seen Katie Price?

Oh missus.

Silvia -
that's awful I wouldn't even touch with yours. I speak from experience when I say you were on a blind date at the Quayside. Didn't your guide dog bark a warning ?

Here was my "Grab a Granny night" date there. I was young, desperate and pissed. I was tempted when they said she had the best bum on Tyneside. Who could resist that ? 

Didn't realise her bum was above her neck tho. Not that desperate. Mind you didn't have to buy her a drink. Just wet her lips and stuck on the window until we went home.



Then they said "Wait till you see her lad. He can bang a canny tune out down the club mind."

Wot a sight for sore eyes :



But the final insult. A joke's a joke lads. The ugliest beggar in the NE, in Europe, in the whole world. 

Yes it's him :  tw*t FACE

And see who else was there !