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Well, i didn’t expect that

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Post  vinkel on Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:24 pm

Not fancying a hot meal today, as we needed some milk i thought i would search out something when i went to lidl.
Not really knowing what i wanted i did my usual,  wait till something takes your fancy. And pretty soon i spotted some wholegrain rye bread. Picked it up and found it heavy and dense, yep i'll give it a try.
Next thought, what to put on it. Again wait till something takes your fancy. Soon found some seriously strong spreadable cheese, thats me done then.
Had 3 slices with the cheese spread followed by my usual banana and evap.
About an hour later it hit me, my stomach was like a cement mixer, churning out fart after fart. No way will i ever have that again.

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Post  cyprussyd on Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:31 pm

vinkel wrote:Not fancying a hot meal today, as we needed some milk i thought i would search out something when i went to lidl.
Not really knowing what i wanted i did my usual,  wait till something takes your fancy. And pretty soon i spotted some wholegrain rye bread. Picked it up and found it heavy and dense, yep i'll give it a try.
Next thought, what to put on it. Again wait till something takes your fancy. Soon found some seriously strong spreadable cheese, thats me done then.
Had 3 slices with the cheese spread followed by my usual banana and evap.
About an hour later it hit me, my stomach was like a cement mixer, churning out fart after fart. No way will i ever have that again.
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Post  sunderpitt on Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:14 pm

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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:02 pm

Nah...it's jist Ruminal Tympany. Jist see ya local vet or get yarself a sharp nife    pint

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