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Post  canary-dave on 2017-05-13, 4:19 am

Theresa May goes into her bank: "Good morning", she says to the cashier, "could you please cash this cheque for me?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure madam, but could you please show me some identification?"

May: "I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I'm Theresa May, Leader of the Conservative Party - the Prime Minister!!"

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are madam but with all the bank regulations, monitoring, impostors and forgers etc., I must insist on seeing some identification".

May "Just ask any of the customers here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!"

Cashier: "I'm sorry madam but these are the bank rules and I must follow them".

May: "I'm urging you, please cash this cheque for me".

Cashier: "Look madam, this is what we can do. One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without any ID. To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putter and putted a ball along the floor and into a small cup". "With that sort of skill we knew it was Colin Montgomery and we cashed his cheque. 

On another occasion, Andy Murray came in without any ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and lobbed a tennis ball straight into my teacup with such a spectacular shot that we all knew it was Andy Murray. "

May starts to think and think and finally says, "To be honest, there is nothing that comes into my mind. In fact I can't think of a single thing that I'm any good at."

Cashier: "Will it be large or small notes you require madam?"

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Post  Hieronymus on 2017-05-13, 10:02 am

Laughing

Sadly it is not true as she is very good at telling lies, making poor people suffer, and refusing to take responsibility for the mess in our NHS and other public services.


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Post  Vincemac on 2017-05-13, 12:03 pm

canary-dave wrote:Theresa May goes into her bank: "Good morning", she says to the cashier, "could you please cash this cheque for me?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure madam, but could you please show me some identification?"

May: "I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I'm Theresa May, Leader of the Conservative Party - the Prime Minister!!"

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are madam but with all the bank regulations, monitoring, impostors and forgers etc., I must insist on seeing some identification".

May "Just ask any of the customers here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!"

Cashier: "I'm sorry madam but these are the bank rules and I must follow them".

May: "I'm urging you, please cash this cheque for me".

Cashier: "Look madam, this is what we can do. One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without any ID. To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putter and putted a ball along the floor and into a small cup". "With that sort of skill we knew it was Colin Montgomery and we cashed his cheque. 

On another occasion, Andy Murray came in without any ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and lobbed a tennis ball straight into my teacup with such a spectacular shot that we all knew it was Andy Murray. "

May starts to think and think and finally says, "To be honest, there is nothing that comes into my mind. In fact I can't think of a single thing that I'm any good at."

Cashier: "Will it be large or small notes you require madam?"
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