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Post  sunderpitt on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 3:05 pm

A sign of the times !!
British Army response
A left wing Politician, a TV Reporter and a British soldier were captured by ISIS.
They were as usual sentenced to death by beheading.
Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before sentence was carried out.
The Politician asked to hear a rendering of keep the red flag flying here.
The Reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when he was dead his face would be on TV.
The soldier asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
This was carried out first, and as the last kick landed the soldier pulled a hidden 9 mm pistol out of his combat jacket, shot three terrorists dead, grabbed one of their fallen AK47s and shot dead the rest of the terrorists.
The other two prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before drawing his gun.

Because, said the soldier, “when we get back to the UK I don’t want you pair of f*cking arseholes saying it was an unprovoked attack !”
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Post  Billy D on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 5:21 pm

sunderpitt wrote:A sign of the times !!
British Army response
A left wing Politician, a TV Reporter and a British soldier were captured by ISIS.
They were as usual sentenced to death by beheading.
Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before sentence was carried out.
The Politician asked to hear a rendering of keep the red flag flying here.
The Reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when he was dead his face would be on TV.
The soldier asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
This was carried out first, and as the last kick landed the soldier pulled a hidden 9 mm pistol out of his combat jacket, shot three terrorists dead, grabbed one of their fallen AK47s and shot dead the rest of the terrorists.
The other two prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before drawing his gun.
   
Because, said the soldier, “when we get back to the UK I don’t want you pair of f*cking arseholes saying it was an unprovoked attack !”
Yes, very good.  Laughing
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Re: Could this be right?

Post  Black Cat Kiwi on Tue 14 Mar 2017, 6:11 pm

I shouldn't BUT please indulge me for..... rof

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