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Post  canary-dave on 2017-03-01, 6:41 pm

A football fan in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram. He ran over and fought the dog and killed it. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, "you're a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fan saves baby from dog!"

The fan says, "I'm not a United fan."

The reporter says, "Ok, City fan saves baby from dog attack!" The fan says, "actually, I support Liverpool." 

"Ok," said the reporter, "Bastard bindipper Murders family pet!"

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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-03-01, 6:48 pm

canary-dave wrote:A football fan in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram. He ran over and fought the dog and killed it. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, "you're a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fan saves baby from dog!"

The fan says, "I'm not a United fan."

The reporter says, "Ok, City fan saves baby from dog attack!" The fan says, "actually, I support Liverpool." 

"Ok," said the reporter, "Bastard bindipper Murders family pet!"
Sounds true

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Post  Hieronymus on 2017-03-01, 7:36 pm

I know I shouldn't but that made me laugh Laughing
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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2017-03-01, 8:49 pm

Hieronymus wrote:I know I shouldn't but that made me laugh Laughing

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