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Post  canary-dave on 2017-01-25, 11:05 am

One afternoon a Tory politician was being driven home to his country mansion in his government limousine when he saw two men at the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his chauffeur to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass ?”…
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”

“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the Tory said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the Tory replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.” 
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife with me - and six children!”
“Bring them all as well,” the Tory answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the Tory and said,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The Tory replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

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Post  sunderpitt on 2017-01-25, 1:49 pm

canary-dave wrote:One afternoon a Tory politician was being driven home to his country mansion in his government limousine when he saw two men at the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his chauffeur to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass ?”…
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”

“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the Tory said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the Tory replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.” 
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife with me - and six children!”
“Bring them all as well,” the Tory answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the Tory and said,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The Tory replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

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