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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-01-13, 12:00 pm

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Post  canary-dave on 2017-01-13, 12:19 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  Nostalgic on 2017-01-13, 7:32 pm

I had one leading up to Christmas when wifey was baking in the kitchen and I warned that she had spilled some water on the floor so warned to stand still until I had wiped it up as we did not want an accident at least until she had finished the baking.

Still don't know why she lost it.

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Post  cyprussyd on 2017-01-13, 8:02 pm

Nostalgic wrote:I had one leading up to Christmas when wifey was baking in the kitchen and I warned that she had spilled some water on the floor so warned to stand still until I had wiped it up as we did not want an accident at least until she had finished the baking.

Still don't know why she lost it.
No sense of humor woman, dont tell mine I said that

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Post  Nostalgic on 2017-01-13, 9:32 pm

Wife ain't one for quick wit but she has a wicked sense of humour.

My old mate had been nursing his wife with Multi-sclerosis for twenty years and in the year after she died he came on holiday on a Spanish holiday with us, He was a free agent so was looking forward to some action and could not understand when women were not interested as he was charming, a good dancer and good company.  After two or three days the wife owned up that a lot of women had asked here which of the two of us were her husband and she had said that neither was as we were gay and only brought her on holiday as cover. This was to pay us back for our wit and repartee over how we would chat up birds.

By which time most of the unattached women had gone home and my mate was left high and dry, but did get some appropriate action before the holiday was out. We had further holidays where he made sure it was known he this married couples bestest friend in the world.

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Post  Sid MCFC on 2017-01-28, 12:45 pm

Very impressed with Nostalgics wife doing some baking.

When my wife cooks she uses the smoke alarm as a timer
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Post  Nostalgic on 2017-01-28, 6:46 pm

Sid MCFC wrote:Very impressed with Nostalgics wife doing some baking.

When my wife cooks she uses the smoke alarm as a timer

the granddaughters and their parents have got her well trained and she is a regular baker. She is stuck in the past years of good grandmas doing that kind of thing.  I'm in the miserable git league for telling her she is better off training them up to do it.

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