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What is a spouse?

Post  canary-dave on 2016-09-07, 3:50 pm

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Post  cyprussyd on 2016-09-07, 4:25 pm

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Post  Nostalgic on 2016-09-08, 7:30 am

I will live with William Golding quote about women being silly to believe they are equal to men as they are far superior.

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Post  Hieronymus on 2016-09-08, 11:34 am

Nostalgic wrote:I will live with William Golding quote about women being silly to believe they are equal to men as they are far superior.

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Post  Nostalgic on 2016-09-08, 10:03 pm

Hieronymus wrote:
Nostalgic wrote:I will live with William Golding quote about women being silly to believe they are equal to men as they are far superior.

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The enhanced version of the quotation I have seen is: 

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men as they are far superior.
Whatever you give a woman she will make greater.
If you give her sperm she will give you a baby.
If you give her a smile she will give you her heart.
If you give her groceries she will give you a meal.
If you give her a house she will give you a home.
She multiplies and increases everything you give to her.
So if you give her any crap be ready to receive a ton of shit.

It was on a birthday card, so the first line is the quotation, the rest by some clever people.

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