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A golfing story!

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A golfing story!

Post  canary-dave on 2016-09-05, 11:08 am

Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in New York state. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;I reattached them, and 8 months laterhe performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;I reattached them, and 2 years laterhe won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuanaand he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together, and now he's running for President of our country.”

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Re: A golfing story!

Post  Hieronymus on 2016-09-05, 11:35 am

lol! lol! lol!
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Re: A golfing story!

Post  sunderpitt on 2016-09-05, 12:08 pm

canary-dave wrote:Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in New York state. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;I reattached them, and 8 months laterhe performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;I reattached them, and 2 years laterhe won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuanaand he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together, and now he's running for President of our country.”


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