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Post  canary-dave on 2016-04-08, 7:54 pm

A young woman went for a quality control post with a firm that makes dolls that laughed when they were tickled. She got the job and duly started. About an hour later, the line supervisor noticed that there was a bit of a backlog of dolls coming off the production line and went to see management.
The manager came down to see what was causing the hold up and found the new recruit with some squares of material and a bag of marbles and he slowly but carefully explained to the new recruit that she was supposed to give each doll two 'TEST TICKLES!!!'
 

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Post  The Yakker on 2016-04-09, 1:00 pm

bloke knocked on my door and said , do you want ya shed retard ?
i said no, so he took it
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Post  cyprussyd on 2016-04-09, 1:13 pm

The Yakker wrote:bloke knocked on my door and said , do you want ya shed retard ?
i said no, so he took it
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