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Post  The Yakker on 2016-04-01, 7:11 pm

Watching a match the other day, when that dog pops up on the electronic bill board and starts running round.
I said  to our lass, there’s that stupid dog again.
Our lass, with her head buried in her laptop, looks up and says why doesn’t some one catch it,

Ha, nearly spilt me vodka…Why me lord why me
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Post  Hieronymus on 2016-04-01, 8:32 pm

The Yakker wrote:Watching a match the other day, when that dog pops up on the electronic bill board and starts running round.
I said  to our lass, there’s that stupid dog again.
Our lass, with her head buried in her laptop, looks up and says why doesn’t some one catch it,

Ha, nearly spilt me vodka…Why me lord why me
Made me laugh that as well and I am female! Laughing
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Post  Nostalgic on 2016-04-01, 9:29 pm

Sat chatting the other night after the family had left and somehow the subject of surviving when one of us is gone came up. Wife reckoned I would struggle as I did not know how to use washer and could not cook etc. Told her I would not need it as there is plenty of takeaways and laundries around the place so I would pay.

Our windows are gleaming, the car is sparkling, the garden tidy it has ever been and I am just bout to start to start on the deck scrubbing. Then we are going shopping for holiday gear.

Wimmen are a push over.

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Post  cyprussyd on 2016-04-01, 10:29 pm

I'm afraid I am a real let down to the male species'.

On my third wife/partner. I have done all the cooking for them all. I now do all the cooking, washing, ironing, housework and now most of the shopping.
Also look after money, full time taxi driver .

I loved living alone

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