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Post  cyprussyd on 2016-03-19, 7:08 pm

Two priests decided to go to Goa on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. 
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store 
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach 
dressed in their 'tourist' garb. 
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini 
came walking straight towards them. 
They couldn't help but stare.As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' 
nodding and addressing each of them individually, 
then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. 
How in the world did she know they were priests? 
So the next day, they went back to the store 
and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! 
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. 
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, 
wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, 
came walking toward them. 
Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' 
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, 
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' 
She replied,
"Father, it's me, Sister Phillomena"

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Post  canary-dave on 2016-03-19, 7:32 pm

rof rof rof rof rof rof rof rof rof

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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2016-03-19, 7:43 pm

lol!

Ps. Pictures from your travels Rolling Eyes

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