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Post  canary-dave on 2014-10-11, 3:56 pm

50 shades of grey

He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment. His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwards again... and again...and again, back and forth...back and forth...in and
out...in and out...in and out...........in and out, ever so slowly and gently trying to draw in and use every inch.

Her heart was pounding....pounding that she felt it would burst from her chest......her face was flushed............she was dripping with
perspiration, then she moaned, oh so softly at first, then she began to
groan louder and louder and louder. Till finally and totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, a scream that shook him to the very core and she shuddered to a sudden halt.

Her whole body was taut and stretched her face like crimson, finally gasping for every breath she said:








"OK!!, OK!! So I CAN'T parallel park the f**kin car!!!!"

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Post  cyprussyd on 2014-10-11, 4:13 pm

what happens after line 3, I was done by then,bloody good mind   hi hi hi hi

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Post  Black Cat Kiwi on 2014-10-11, 8:50 pm

rof rof rof

Ps, where did you end up parking

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