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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 4:36 pm

A remember a time,think I was around 3

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Post  Silvers on 2012-09-21, 4:38 pm

When all I could think about
Was having a pee ..
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 4:40 pm

I looked up and said to my mum

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 4:42 pm

will you kindly clean my bum
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 4:43 pm

I suppose I must,she said with a grin

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 5:02 pm

i,ll use the toilet brush it goes right in
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Post  canary-dave on 2012-09-21, 5:13 pm

Toilet humour is very sad!

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 5:15 pm

so i told my mum to get me dad
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 5:43 pm

your dads in the pub,my mother said

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Post  canary-dave on 2012-09-21, 5:46 pm

You'll have to make do with your uncle Fred!

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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 5:47 pm

oh no not Fred,I shouted with a screech

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:20 pm

he wont take me to the beach
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 6:22 pm

last time he took me for a walk

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:28 pm

through the woods and in the park
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 6:33 pm

I had no idea it was wrong

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:43 pm

him standing there in his thong
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 6:44 pm

tell me to suck on his tiny little dong

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:45 pm

this was the time to sing my song
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 6:46 pm

and close my eyes and wish

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:48 pm

the drunken bastard dose,nt take the pish
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 6:54 pm

then all of a sudden I awoke

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 6:57 pm

through him trying to have a little poke
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 7:22 pm

than god it was all a dream

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Post  Guest on 2012-09-21, 7:51 pm

have i wet the bed or is that cream
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Post  cyprussyd on 2012-09-21, 8:05 pm

I find I am not the child,indeed I am uncle Fred

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